1
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You're not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.

2
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How can I tell you the truth

3
00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,020
when I don't even know
what you're talking about?

4
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You're not gonna talk?

5
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Okay.

6
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Then I guess I'll just have
to make you talk.

7
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That's not...

8
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That's not a can filled
with pennies, is it?

9
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Please, please, Ryan.

10
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(screams)

11
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I told you
I don't know anything!

12
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Ryan, stop!

13
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Please!

14
00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,677
(crying)

15
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Why are you
doing this to me?!

16
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Because I know what
you really are now.

17
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You're trying
to ruin my life.

18
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How is that even possible?

19
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I'm just a dog.

20
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Any complex human emotion
you see in me

21
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is just wishful
anthropomorphization.

22
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I'm your friend, Ryan,

23
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but haven't we been
down this road before?

24
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Ah.

25
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This time...

26
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I have proof.

27
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Remember last night?

28
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I was complaining
about my work.

29
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Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.

30
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(laughter)

31
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I'm so sick of her
always riding my ass

32
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about deadlines and
bringing in new clients.

33
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(laughter)

34
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Give me the pen,
give me the pen.

35
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Give me the pen.
(snorting laugh)

36
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(chuckles)
Oh!

37
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(laughing)

38
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I should send this to Goldsmith.

39
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Yeah, right.

40
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What? You don't think I'd do it?

41
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(chuckles)

42
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(hysterical laughter)

43
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Come on, no way, dude!

44
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(laughter continues)

45
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(groans)

46
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Man, I'm beat.

47
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Yeah, I'm pretty wrecked.

48
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Oh, look at Bear
over here.

49
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"I'm a year sober.

50
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"I can have just one.

51
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I'll be fine."

52
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Gross.

53
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It's in your hair.

54
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(snoring softly)

55
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(knocking)

56
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(groans)

57
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Are you just getting up?

58
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No, no.

59
00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,050
(sighs)
Well, I was in the neighborhood

60
00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,518
and figured you'd need
a friendly reminder

61
00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,186
about Joffrey's
preschool interview today.

62
00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,489
I remember. Yeah, I'm taking
a sick day to be there.

63
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,824
Okay, don't screw this up, Ryan.
You went to Delmore Academy.

64
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It'll mean a lot to the
admissions officer to see you

65
00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,495
in that interview
with us.

66
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I'd love for him to go
to Delmore.

67
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Joffrey getting into Delmore
is the first step

68
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to him getting
into Johns Hopkins

69
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and not losing the love
of his mother.

70
00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,703
Are you sure
they'll remember me?

71
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That's a great point.

72
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Just bring your yearbook,
and I have to go do

73
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Joffrey's hair appointment.
Just don't be late.

74
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2:00 p.m. sharp.

75
00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,878
I'll be there. Don't worry.

76
00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,949
What a night, huh?

77
00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,618
(groans)
I could really use

78
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a little skin of the human
that kicked me.

79
00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,624
Give you a sip?

80
00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,293
There is nothing you can do

81
00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,595
to make me enable your disease.

82
00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,563
Put that back in your pants!

83
00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,399
Stop flaunting it.
We get it.

84
00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,566
You're well-endowed.

85
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,134
I have to run some errands.

86
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I should be back in a few hours.

87
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Sweet bag. I didn't know
they made that in gray.

88
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Oh, man.

89
00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,442
(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?

90
00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,776
Thank God I didn't mail it.

91
00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,278
Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.

92
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Hey.

93
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Take it easy, mate.

94
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*

95
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(toy squeaking)

96
00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,712
RYAN:
 I'll admit, I was surprised

97
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when you didn't mail
 the drawing.

98
00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:17,451
How dare you think
I'd mail your drawing.

99
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If I weren't tied up right now,
I'd slap your face.

100
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(scoffs)
I only took it with
me 'cause I knew

101
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they were gonna pick up
the trash this afternoon.

102
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I was trying to not mail it.

103
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I should've known
you wouldn't mail it.

104
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That would've been
too... obvious.

105
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No.

106
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No, you had another plan
in mind.

107
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Not only is Joffrey

108
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the nephew of a former student,

109
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but he's also Latino.

110
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Sorry, is there
a bathroom nearby?

111
00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,113
Yes, right down the hall
to your left.

112
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Hurry back.

113
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(chuckles)

114
00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,822
Wilfred?
Ryan!

115
00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,524
What the hell
are you doing here?

116
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Go home.

117
00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,427
What are you doing with my bag?
Ryan, wait.

118
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Give me my bag!
What are you...

119
00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,262
(clattering)

120
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Oh, my... God.

121
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RYAN:
 They kicked us out on the spot.

122
00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,242
Joffrey lost any chance
 he'd have

123
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of getting into that school.

124
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Kristen won't speak to me.

125
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She thinks I'm some kind
of sexual deviant.

126
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And I know exactly
how you did it.

127
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You got the gerbil
from the pet store;

128
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and the lube, the liquor
and the ski mask

129
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from the convenience store.

130
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This was all premeditated,

131
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because you're not
actually Wilfred.

132
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You're the evil god, Krungel.

133
00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,030
Krungel?

134
00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,267
Dr. Grummons told me
all about it.

135
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There's Mataman, the god
who leads you to happiness,

136
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and then there's you.

137
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Krungel, the other dog god,

138
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whose only purpose
is to ruin your life.

139
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Aside from what you think
I did to you today,

140
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when else have I ever been out
to "ruin your life"?

141
00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,918
Really?

142
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Leaving my wallet in front
of my neighbor's house?

143
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Oh, that was a good thing.

144
00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,890
I helped you stand up to him.

145
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,092
Getting the shit kicked
out of me was a good thing?

146
00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,994
Or how about when you put
a shock collar on me?

147
00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,929
Or the night
I pulled down my pants

148
00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,397
to have sex
with a stuffed giraffe

149
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,099
in front of a little kid?
Come on.

150
00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,067
Those were more like
practical jokes.

151
00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,603
I'm talking
about seriously ruining...

152
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Amanda.

153
00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,909
You know I had nothing to do
with that, Ryan.

154
00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,410
She was crazy.

155
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,479
Or maybe she wasn't.

156
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Maybe you used
your special dog powers

157
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to secretly talk to her
and convince her to steal

158
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all that money and put it
in a bank account under my name.

159
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Whether I'm an evil god or not,

160
00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:40,460
rehashing the past isn't gonna
do you any good, Ryan.

161
00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,429
You've got to move on.

162
00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,864
"Move on"?

163
00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,933
You destroyed
the best relationship

164
00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,200
I've ever had.

165
00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,104
All right.

166
00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,708
If that's how you're gonna be,
then you've got to realize

167
00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,810
there are two sides
to every story.

168
00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,246
You want to know
what really happened today?

169
00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,784
Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.

170
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,186
(laughing)

171
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,656
Come on, no way, dude!
 Like you said,

172
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,558
you were going off
 on your boss,

173
00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,726
so we drew that cartoon,

174
00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,394
and you put it in the envelope.

175
00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,429
"On-velope."

176
00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,632
Envelope.

177
00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,033
Oh, look at Bear over here.

178
00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,035
"I'm a year sober.

179
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,037
"I can have just one.

180
00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,073
I'll be fine."

181
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,242
Gross. It's in your hair.

182
00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,649
What a night, huh? (groans)

183
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,218
I could really use a little skin
of the human that kicked me.

184
00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,555
Dude, give me a sip.

185
00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,824
Give you a sip?
There is nothing you can do

186
00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,660
to make me enable
your disease.

187
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,862
Put that back
in your pants.

188
00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,031
Stop flaunting it.
We get it.

189
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,232
You're well-endowed.

190
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,734
Sweet bag.

191
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,603
I didn't know they
made that in gray.

192
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,737
Oh, man.

193
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,405
(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?

194
00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,673
Thank God I didn't mail it.

195
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,108
Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.

196
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,111
(groans)

197
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,713
Get your hands off of me.

198
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,447
What the hell?

199
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,082
I didn't do anything.

200
00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,451
WILFRED:
Hey, take it easy, mate.

201
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,053
After you were gone,

202
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,789
I realized I had to take off
for an appointment.

203
00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,625
It's like, I love Bear,

204
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,427
but am I in love with Bear?

205
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,630
(sighs)

206
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:26,066
It's so good to be able to talk
to someone about this, Cheryl.

207
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,604
It's great.

208
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,472
This is the same length
you usually do?

209
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,208
It just looks different.

210
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,644
What do you think?

211
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,945
That's not my dog.

212
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,212
Where's Pickles?

213
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,981
Pickles?

214
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,050
Pickles!
WILFRED: On my way out,

215
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,153
I figured I may as well grab
 a new gerbil for that

216
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,221
little gerbil game
Bear and I like to play.

217
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,890
Gerbil game?
That's sick, Wilfred.

218
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,324
How is that sick?

219
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,993
You stick the gerbil
up your asses.

220
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,595
No! (sighs)

221
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,731
We cover the gerbil in some sort
of slippery substance,

222
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,667
then we run around
and try to catch it.

223
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,301
It's called
Catch the Gerbil.

224
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,336
It's just
innocent fun, Ryan.

225
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,473
Of course,
whoever catches the gerbil

226
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:07,975
gets to put it
up their ass.

227
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,276
It feels so good.

228
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,644
Get back to the story.

229
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,579
WILFRED:
 I had to pick up a lubricant

230
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,015
for Catch the Gerbil, so I
 topped by a convenience store.

231
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,420
Dennis!

232
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,655
I ran into Dennis

233
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:22,756
trying to buy some alcohol.

234
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:23,791
You remember Dennis, right?

235
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,492
My best friend?

236
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,827
Well, Dennis and I are not only

237
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,361
super, super close

238
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,863
to the point
of being practically family,

239
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,431
but I'm also his A.A. sponsor.

240
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,834
You don't want
to do this, Dennis.

241
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,604
You know,
Bear's back on the wagon.

242
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,372
(beeping)

243
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,042
What do you mean, Bear just
texted you and said to meet

244
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,511
in a hotel room in Van Nuys
and bring the booze

245
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,814
'cause Bear's got an eight ball?
(groans)

246
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,648
Since my new haircut
 was hideous--

247
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,184
I'm not going back to Cheryl,
 by the way--

248
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,987
I needed to find something fast
 to cover it up.

249
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,189
And while I was at it,
 I figured

250
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,491
I should pick up a gift
 for Joffrey

251
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,660
to congratulate him
 on starting school.

252
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,196
I pictured him standing
 on the corner

253
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,366
waiting for the bus
 every morning, no fur.

254
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,668
People don't know this
 about Southern California,

255
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,971
but it gets cold.

256
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,174
I'd assumed the interview
was just a formality,

257
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:18,045
so I walked over to the school
with Joffrey's gift.

258
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,847
Is that when you
took my bag?

259
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,749
Right, almost forgot.

260
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,550
That wasn't your bag.

261
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,853
On my way over, I spotted
your exact same backpack

262
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,487
in a shop window.

263
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,357
Well, you know how much
I love that shade of gray.

264
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,727
So, naturally, I snatched it--
four-claw discount--

265
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,596
and moved all my stuff into it.

266
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,065
What are you doing
with my bag?
Ryan, wait.

267
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,599
Give me my bag!
You...

268
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,334
I was only trying
 to get my bag back.

269
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,936
Yours was still in the office.

270
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,537
I wasn't out
 to ruin your life, Ryan.

271
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:48,508
It was all a complete
misunderstanding.

272
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:52,345
I-I guess you're right.

273
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,714
Everything in your story
makes total sense.

274
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,383
Mmm.

275
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,451
Except for one thing.

276
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,289
I always write my initials
on the tags of my backpacks.

277
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,957
Nerd.
This is my bag, Wilfred.

278
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,692
You lied to me.

279
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,060
What are you hiding?!
Aah!

280
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,796
Nothing! I swear!

281
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,298
(doorbell rings)

282
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,902
(sighs)
Oh.

283
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,736
You're-you're back.

284
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,038
Yeah. I just got in.

285
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,073
Are you...?
I'm alone.

286
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,876
Uh, Drew decided
to stay back in Wisconsin.

287
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,145
Look, I-I'm not in the mood
to talk about it.

288
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,948
Can I just get
Wilfred, please?

289
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:31,919
Actually, uh, uh, I'm in the
middle of giving him a bath.

290
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,753
Uh, can I drop him
off in a little bit?

291
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,788
Sure.

292
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,560
That was Jenna.

293
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,762
As soon as you're ready
to tell the truth...

294
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,797
(shouts)

295
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,472
(grunting)

296
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,174
Get me out of here, Wilfred!

297
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,143
Good morning.

298
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,578
It seems you've been a little

299
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,014
tied up lately.

300
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,283
Okay, that was lame. Do-over.

301
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,355
Good morning.

302
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,925
Have you been down here
learning the ropes?

303
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,827
What? Th-That doesn't
even make any sense.

304
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,095
You're losing
your edge, Wilfred.

305
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,898
Okay, I got it.

306
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,136
Since you're tied
to a chair

307
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,538
and you're probably
super bored,

308
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,542
how was your night,
Mr. Chairman of the Board?

309
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,011
Nailed it.

310
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,012
If you think you're gonna...

311
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,947
Ow! What the...?!

312
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,216
That's for calling me a mailman.

313
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,152
I would never mail
a letter for you.

314
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,688
Whatever you want from me,
you're not getting it.

315
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,591
Oh, I don't want
anything from you, Ryan.

316
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:51,031
Except to give you a little
taste of your own medicine.

317
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,734
Prepare yourself

318
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:58,338
for the most excruciatingly
painful experience

319
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,673
of your life.

320
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:04,344
Aah!

321
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,613
(panting)

322
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,250
Okay.

323
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,752
I'm gonna go upstairs
and get my blowtorch

324
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,388
and my bag of red ants.

325
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,857
Uh, what?

326
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,994
Y-You think this
has gone too far,

327
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,730
and you don't want to be
a part of this anymore?

328
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,698
What are you gonna do about it?!

329
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,268
Huh?!

330
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,537
You just do as you're told.

331
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,973
Keep an eye on him
while I'm gone.

332
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,323
*

333
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,105
(grunting)

334
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,316
Thanks, Bear.

335
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,286
(laughs)

336
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,589
Are you guys ready to get
your fiery stings on?

337
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,092
(laughing)

338
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,659
Aah!

339
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,628
Why were you lying to me?!
What are you trying to hide?!

340
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,896
I'll never tell!

341
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,800
(grunting)

342
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,503
Is that the crinkling
of a dog food packet

343
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,005
when it's not meal time?

344
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,039
(moaning)

345
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,811
Aah! The unrealized
expectation of food!

346
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,547
All right, all right!
I'll tell you everything!

347
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,918
The only part of my story
I lied about

348
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,321
was when I got to the school.

349
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,927
(school bell rings)

350
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,696
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

351
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,801
How you doing?

352
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,103
Good. How are you?

353
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,339
Let's get out of here.
Yes, please.

354
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,141
RYAN:
 She's out of the institution?

355
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,377
Apparently.

356
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,446
She looked healthy.

357
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,148
Sane.

358
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,116
She and her boyfriend seemed

359
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,618
happy together. I...

360
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,122
I was worried, if you saw that,
it would make you upset.

361
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,524
I was scrambling
to think of a way

362
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,127
to get you out of there,
when I realized I had

363
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,164
the perfect combination
of a deviant's delights--

364
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:41,234
the gerbil, the lube,
the alcohol...

365
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,503
the ski mask.

366
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,705
When you went to the bathroom,
I stole your backpack

367
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,075
and put my things in it.

368
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,178
I had to get you
kicked out of there.

369
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,346
I couldn't let you see her.

370
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,848
I don't believe you.

371
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,086
She was there, Ryan.

372
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,587
I swear.

373
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,155
Maybe she was.

374
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,392
And maybe she is
healthy and sane.

375
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,926
But a boyfriend?

376
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,995
A trickster god
obviously couldn't stand

377
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,931
to see me rekindle the
relationship he destroyed.

378
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,602
That could only bring
me happiness, right?

379
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,070
What are you doing?

380
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,771
The opposite of what
you want me to.

381
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,408
Ryan, stop!

382
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,544
You don't want to see her!

383
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,436
Amanda.

384
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,971
Wait! (stammers)
Look, I know this is awkward,

385
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,573
but we-we can't just pretend
that we haven't seen...

386
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,075
I can't do this, Ryan!

387
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,918
At the hospital, they gave me
all sorts of different things

388
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,920
to try and help me.

389
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,224
Medication, therapy...

390
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,827
other... stronger
types of treatment.

391
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,768
Once we found the right
combination, I got better.

392
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,237
And after a year,
the court

393
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,506
let my parents
take me in.

394
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,909
I wanted to call you.

395
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,678
So badly.

396
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,982
But our relationship,

397
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,850
it triggered something.

398
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,521
Those highs and lows,
I-I can't handle them again.

399
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,492
I know it doesn't look
like I'm doing so great,

400
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,661
but I am on
a good path.

401
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,997
And if I want
to get healthy

402
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,000
and keep moving
forward on that path,

403
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,936
I can't look back.

404
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,206
I can't have you in my
life right now, Ryan.

405
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,274
Amanda...
I'm sorry.

406
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,010
(mop slams against floor)

407
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,795
You saw her in the halls.

408
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,399
I didn't want you
to see her like that.

409
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,401
You were trying
to protect me.

410
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,070
And I was thinking,

411
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,972
if you wanted to patch
things up with Kristen,

412
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,475
you could tell her Drew put
all that stuff in your bag.

413
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,177
You know, to make you look pervy
as revenge for kissing his wife.

414
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,679
That's crazy.

415
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,414
You're right.
No one would ever believe

416
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,549
Drew's that smart.

417
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,885
Although...
(quiet laugh)

418
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,920
it's my best option.

419
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,891
Listen.

420
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,694
I've been doing
some thinking, too.

421
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:58,064
Maybe your version
of the story is true.

422
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,368
Maybe you haven't been
undermining me since we met.

423
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,535
(quiet laugh)

424
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,537
Either way,

425
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,540
I'm done punishing
you for the past.

426
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,409
I'm done looking back.

427
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,112
I'm just gonna need

428
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,948
some time to figure things out.

429
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,424
Stay.

430
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,427
Until I know for sure.

431
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,631
I'm sorry.

432
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,769
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